I just drove for the first time in about 9 years.
I do kinda drive like a grandmother in that I never got closer to 2 miles to the speed limit, but I made it out of a parking lot, onto some back roads, and even onto a road with some double yellow lines.
DOUBLE. YELLOW. LINES. w00t.
At this rate, I just may be able to ring in my 26th year with a license.