ways in which i'm very ungirly
- very crass humor, especially when it comes to "what she said"
- a deep love of all things bacon and cheeseburger
- take great pride in my stupid human tricks- bagel, anyone?
- enjoy the taste of beer straight from the can or bottle instead of a glass
ways in which i'm super girly
- i get my eyebrows waxed
- over analyze everything that everyone says to me
- dance around my room to miley cyrus and michael buble, perfecting my next karaoke routines
- buy new shoes, take pictures of them, and post them here
i've fully given into the style i previously hated! no big surprise there- i was totally against pointy toed shoes and tucking jeans into knee high boots and that is pretty much all i wore this winter. i'm all about stating really strong opinions about footwear and then changing my mind, apparently.
i don't care if you think they are a little grandma because i have WHITE PATTERNED PUMPS! muahahahaha. i will wear them and be in love with my elderly feet.